Sunday, April 1, 2012

Internet dating


So been trying this new thing out let me just say why the hell are people even on there no one responds with an ounce of intellect at all or even have a brain. It’s like they all took one profile and copy and pasted it over and over again. Does no one believe in creating a profile that's not from a book or some stupid dr. Phil show that teaches you the bull shit of being unoriginal and becoming a part of the same monotony in life of being fake. Then when it comes down to talking it’s all one liners, if you even think about writing a paragraph forget it, they don't care it’s just another creepy person looking to hard cause they read into it instead of realizing that it’s just you trying to express your life through your eyes. By the way make your profile as fake as possible tell everyone you work 45 hours at a nice place and make over 200k a year. The more money and the more gym you do the better off you are. It’s so stereotypical even for an internet dating site to have the same kind of idioms that we see on a day to day basis. Also post as many pics as possible but make sure no of them are up to date so it would give the illusion that you truly look like that until we meet. Instead of responding to peoples quick reply's make them work for it because there’s nothing like sending random emails over and over to maybe get a respond or a reaction out of you. Why the hell are you hear to play games and give people the false hope that there are decent people out there. Oh wait my mom wrote this for me and i also read a book on what's hot to post as a profile. Here let me help you Lonely depressed and just hear for sex. There something exciting and it was free haha. In fact the more fake you are the more tangible you are in life. It’s like lying will not only makes you millions it’s what’s makes everyone tick in life. The more elaborate your profile is the hotter you are it’s like a plague of disease written degenerates with no imagination. Also create as many profiles as you can with the same pics so then i can go there and see the same shit i already seen, sweet nothing has changed in 5 years since your last profile on that other site. What's your life is stagnate with nothing ever happening in it, in fact its the same shit day in and day out. Okay i get it just next time make some effort to update a little on what has happen in a few years. Also to encourage people that you are still looking but don't give a shit when you get reply's from people change your profiles headline every day about how lonely you are and never respond to anything. This way it looks like you mite be checking your mail or at least you tired with one liners. But you feel the need to say it in your title and sit on your ass doing nothing about it. Enjoy the fact that people are the same around the world....................................................

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